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Thursday, April 22, 2004
The "Why"s of life....
There are a lot of questions in my life...a few "What"s, a few more "How"s, and a truck load of "Why"s....Thought i'll tackle the "why"s first....(Sidenote: These are not inspired by any other website..these are what Anu Malik would call "Original"...I swear on you!)
#1. If you "Ride" a bike (2-wheeler) & "drive" a car (4-W), then why do you "ride", and not "drive" a horse?
#2. Before marriage, men "yearn" for a wife; after marriage, the "y" disappears...Why?
#3. Why is a priest called "Father" when he is , you know, celibate and all that?
#4. Why do women marry rich old men, and then spend the rest of their lives looking for a little "change"???
#5. Why is it that if you take out the "Dum" from "Dumpati" (Married Couple), you get a "Pati" (Husband)?
#6. Why do women want only the most-perfect men for husbands, and then spend the rest of their life trying to change them?
#7. Why are they called "Apartments" when they are all stuck together?
#8. Why do Lipton employees take "coffee" breaks?
#9. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
#10.Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
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