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Thursday, April 08, 2004
Marriage - a diagnosis...
Marriages are made in heaven, so they claim. I disagree. I think marriages are made in hospitals - for you become "patient" after marriage (sidenote#1: "Impatient to marry, Patient after marriage"...Heyy a good one-liner ain't it?):-) No wonder my wife tolerates me and my idiosyncrasies. Consider what she has to put up with:
#1. Getting proposed to, of all places, in an Auto-rickshaw during peak hour on a hot and sultry mumbai evening.
#2. My running-off to a different city every few months. And leaving her behind.
And when she finally decides to switch cities & jobs to be with me, I happen to run-away to a different country altogether:-D
#3. Everytime she calls up and asks me to say something nice to her, all she gets to hear from me is "Something nice"!
#4. Everytime she asks me to sing something nice to her, all she gets to listen to is a pathetic, exaggerated, but close imitation of Kumar Sanu singing one of his most pathetic songs.....
The list cud go on....except that I dont want to put all of it on record here...who knows, she might just be reading it and getting ideas!!!!!:-)
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#1. Getting proposed to, of all places, in an Auto-rickshaw during peak hour on a hot and sultry mumbai evening.
#2. My running-off to a different city every few months. And leaving her behind.
And when she finally decides to switch cities & jobs to be with me, I happen to run-away to a different country altogether:-D
#3. Everytime she calls up and asks me to say something nice to her, all she gets to hear from me is "Something nice"!
#4. Everytime she asks me to sing something nice to her, all she gets to listen to is a pathetic, exaggerated, but close imitation of Kumar Sanu singing one of his most pathetic songs.....
The list cud go on....except that I dont want to put all of it on record here...who knows, she might just be reading it and getting ideas!!!!!:-)
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